Freudian Slip: I'm going to my office holloween party as a Freudian slip--I'm wearing a slip that has things like "Oedipus Complex" and "Penis Envy" written on masking tape and stuck all over it--I'm also wearing wire rimmed glasses, a moustache, and a cigar. First prize is two round-trip plane tickets anywhere in the US--wish me luck!!
Coat of Arms: Cut the sleeves off old shirts, attach gloves to the ends with safety pins, and attach the arms to your coat. Then have people try and figure out what your costume is!
Old St. Dick: He was basically dressed as Santa Claus but had a VERY protuding private part (about 5 ft. long) which was clothed in Santa Claus garb. He had it harnessed in the same way as reindeer are harnessed. He played the part, walking around shouting 'WWhhhhooo Boy' as he proceeded to pull back on the reigns.
Cereal Killer: Make necklaces clothing patches out of cereal boxes. Carry around a large spoon and say things like "I had Captain Crunch for dinner with some favre beans and a nice Chianti" Or "Wait until I get my hands on that Trix rabbit, who said Trix is only for kids
Cerial Killer (Part 2): last night i saw a guy with tiny cereal boxes taped all over him. carried a spoon in his pocket. he was a
DICtator: He was dressed all in black leotard type clothes with a potato tied around his waist hanging in front. (Dick-tater, get it??)
Brick-lay-her: The funniest one I saw was a woman dressed as a brick and her husband was in overalls with a trowel.
Phantom of the Oprah: Dress as Oprah Winfrey add a white phantom of the oprea mask, and you are now
Mighty Morphin Power Luncher: a Mighty Morphin Power Ranger costume, sans mask, with the addition of some chi-chi menus!
Evil sea men: White outfits, t-shirts and pants, white sailor caps, wrap around sun glasses, x and y (chromozones) written all over your shirts, oh, and tails.. get it? Sea men